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The Naming of Cats

Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats

The Naming of Cats treats naming as more than a practical way to call a cat: it describes three kinds of name, ending in a private identity that human beings cannot discover. The poem moves from familiar labels through individual distinction toward a limit on human knowledge, then imagines a cat’s meditation as attention fixed on that innermost name.

The Three Names

The poem opens by calling its subject difficult, not a casual amusement. The speaker anticipates that the claim may sound absurd, but insists that a cat must have three different names. This firm rule gives the poem its structure: each name belongs to a different sphere of recognition, and the sequence moves from what people readily know to what remains inaccessible.

The first name is the one used by the family in daily life. Peter, Augustus, Alonzo, and James illustrate this ordinary, practical category. Such names are available within the household and serve everyday address; they are only the beginning of the account, not a complete definition of the animal.

Names That Distinguish

Beyond the household name comes a name that distinguishes one cat from all others. The speaker offers Munkustrap, Quaxo, Coricopat, Bombalurina, and Jellylorum as examples, describing this class as numerous enough to make a quorum. Yet its defining feature is singularity: these names never belong to more than one cat. The poem thus makes individual naming a matter of exclusive identity rather than merely another familiar label.

That second name is more particular than a family’s everyday choice, but it is still part of the portion of identity that can be named aloud. The progression leaves a further name beyond it, shifting the poem from the social function of names to the limits of what other beings can know.

The Name Beyond Human Knowledge

The third name is presented as something no human research can uncover. The poem draws a sharp distinction between the cat’s knowledge and everyone else’s: the cat itself knows this name and will never confess it. The withholding is not framed as a puzzle that patient investigation could solve. Instead, the name marks a private interiority to which human observers have no access.

The closing description gathers that mystery into a cluster of suggestive phrases: “His ineffable effable” is followed by “Effanineffable” and the “Deep and inscrutable singular Name.” The playful collision of effability and ineffability gives verbal form to the central paradox: the poem can circle and evoke the name, but cannot disclose it. Its insistence on singularity also completes the movement from a shared household label to an identity that belongs to one cat and remains beyond public possession.

Meditation and Form

The poem connects the hidden name to an outwardly observable moment. When a cat is seen in profound meditation, the speaker says, its mind is engaged in contemplation of its name. The thought recurs three times in the phrasing, making repetition itself an enactment of sustained inward attention. The scene offers no revelation of the name; it instead directs attention to the gap between a visible posture and the private thought attributed to it.

In this way, the three-name scheme does more than sort labels by use. It sets household familiarity beside individual distinction, then places both beside an interior self that resists human access. The light, playful wording and the serious boundary it draws work together: the poem invites readers to imagine what the cat knows while preserving the fact that the knowledge remains its own.